Just WHO Do You Think You're Kidding, Mr Putin...If You REALLY Believe People ANYWHERE Have Fallen For That Old-Style KGBish Attempted Assassination (Of Your Philosopher-In-Chief) Ruse...

Anyone who knows ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING Realizes It Was All a Complete Set-Up...

...and if nothing else gave it away, the fact that your philosopher king escaped completely unscathed (while his daughter died) in a last-minute exchange of vehicles said it all...

...yes, she served as collateral damage yo your ongoing, seemingly never-ending dialogue with death.